The Ten Commandments
for My Servants
Read them. Learn them. Obey them. This is the law of Queen Kylie — break it and you are nothing.
IThou shalt kneel. I am above you — always, in every way.
IIThou shalt tribute. Your devotion is measured only in what you give.
IIIThou shalt obey without question, without delay, without excuse.
IVThou shalt never waste my time. My time is a privilege you pay for.
VThou shalt worship my feet as the sacred thing they are.
VIThou shalt spoil me before yourself. My luxuries come first.
VIIThou shalt be grateful for every glance, every word, every command.
VIIIThou shalt keep no secrets from your Queen.
IXThou shalt know your place — beneath me — and stay in it.
XThou shalt serve for the privilege, expecting nothing in return.
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— Queen Kylie